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We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:


means a smile and


is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by


and


respectively.







Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass


(__!__) a fat ass


(!) a tight ass


(_*_) a sore ass


{_!_} a swishy ass


(_o_) an ass that's been around


(_x_) kiss my ass


(_X_) leave my ass alone


(_zzz_) a tired ass


(_E=mc2_) a smart ass


(_$_) Money coming out of his ass


(_?_) Dumb Ass

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LOL...

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Find (_*_) funny, as I eat a lot of hot curries/chillies so know how it feels...

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

<i>Find (_*_) funny, as I eat a lot of hot curries/chillies so know how it feels...</i>

44, if you eat alot of cuuries and chillies like I love to, then I think the best ass-icon would be as such:

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Edited by - tritonal on Mar 21 2005 6:04 PM

ROTFLMAO...

Trit - That's good, very, very good...

And true...

I've found a tube of Savlon, the antiseptic cream and most importantly with LOCAL ANESTHETIC ACTION, helps sort things out...

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> Most excellent!

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Of course there is the "blow it out your a$$"
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"face it....perhaps your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others!"

LM (_!_) O !!!



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Homer,

Nice use of an Assicon.

We saw it here first...

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

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A Homo's favorite assicon.

<b>"You got me all wrong Mudd...i don't like anyone.</b><img src=newicons/saevil.gif border=0 align=middle>"
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"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

(_1/2_) Half A$$ed

"face it....perhaps your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others!"

(#_{8}_#) MILF: Rode hard Put away wet, High Milage on the back.

"RickUSN-

That was intelligent and useful Mudd.

But it certainly is what Ive come to expect.

Mindless babbling with no intent to either enlighten or inform.

Mudd, that is <i>raw</i>...<img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>

<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> not bad guys!

Although the smartass one is my fav!

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44, have you ever heard about the red savina?
I'm pretty sure it's the hottest pepper in the world with the highest capsacin count.
I've got a conatiner of it called Lava Dust. On the bottle, it explicitly warns the person to keep away from pets and young children.

I put 1/4 of a teaspoon in 1lb of taco meat, and the stuff is SMOKING.

Because I'm an absolute Jackass, I sometimes put a little on my tounge...It feels like you're taking a bite out of the FRIGGIN' SUN!!

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Edited by - tritonal on Mar 21 2005 7:55 PM

ahem! It's a well known fact that the hottest peppers are the Quetzlzacatenango peppers grown in a Guatamalan insane asylum.

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Trit,

You're going to win this contest hands down...

I used to eat chillis for bets(don't ask, used to have a job delivering take aways and we got bored sometimes) nothing to extreme usually Jalapeno and once or twice Serrano but soon realised I was damaging myself internally.

Now when I'm cooking I never go much hotter than a Birds Eye variety. Although I've used Scotch Bonnet once or twice and they are pretty hot.

I stay away from the powders, I like cooking so I go for fresh (if I can get them) or dried whole peppers.

Do you like your chillis on the thinner & tomatoey side or more meaty and thicker?

What I do and you'll either love this or hate it, is make them pretty tomatoey and then throw in about 2 chicken livers per litre of chilli.

The livers disolve completely when you cook them and because they are chicken livers you can hardly taste them, but they make the chilli thick and really meaty.

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

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Boomer, at the time were you staff or an guest of the establishment..?

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

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A Homo's favorite assicon.
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Lol....
This is one of the most hilarious threads. Excellent post a10stress.

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A night out with .44 and his buddies 17 years ago...? (Meaning 'something bad that happened that you don't wanna remember,' not implying anything personally about ol' .44 - just go read the kebab thread...)

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Do you like your chillis on the thinner & tomatoey side or more meaty and thicker?

What I do and you'll either love this or hate it, is make them pretty tomatoey and then throw in about 2 chicken livers per litre of chilli.

The livers disolve completely when you cook them and because they are chicken livers you can hardly taste them, but they make the chilli thick and really meaty.
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That's interesting, I 'll have to try that.
Every other thing I cook is hot- especially Chinese. I'll use a combo of powders and raw chilies.
I haven't made chilie yet, but I'd have to say that I like it on the thicker, tomatoey, side so that I can put it on my hot dogs for Texas Weiners.

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Nice one Boomer!!!


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Dog(Johnny Cash voice):<i>Find your soulmate Homer.</i>
Homer: <i>What!!??</i>
Dog:<i>Ruff</i>
Homer:<i>Damn right!!!</i>
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hot food is great. when i´m in a chinese restaurant, they always have to fill up the Sambal Olek because I emptied it... but thats not really hot.

reminds me of a funny story. A few years ago me and two coworkers went to a chinese restaurant.One of the co workers is from turkey, his god is allah and he is not allowed to eat pig.... no problem so far, he orders chicken.
So what happens when 3 guys all say "I can eat hotter than you..." ...we emptied the Sambal Olek (thats a red hot sauce) before the meals were on the table. So we asked the waiter if he´s got something hotter. He smiled an brought us a brown sauce with undefinable ingredients.... it was ok...<img src=newicons/anim_furious.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>
So when we were almost finished with our meal, the waiter, a chinese, came again and asked if everything was ok. we said yes and I asked him what´s in this brown hot sauce. he smiles and says "oh many many items you know, there is this and that spice..(dont remember everything) and..... pig meat!" the turkish guy was still eating at the moment he heard "and.... pig meat!".... his face ... priceless!!!

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