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August 18, 2005
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New Study find mens in securities often betrayed by screen names

In a recent psychological study of men's internet use the University of Lake Charles found that men often betray their latent insecurities when choosing on line profiles and screen names. As their research continued several coorellations were arrived at by emperically challenging the persona portrayed by the on line screen name versus reality.

By sending out female researcher into the field meeting prospective men on line the following facts were observered.

Men who often use the word big in online screen names are short in stature, and on two occations while they were cute enough to take to bed, by two researchers dissmissed for exceeding the bounds of ethics, reports are they were too small to be satifying.

Men who portrayed the personal of thuggishness or a bad boy in nature were descriped a momma's boys and gangsta wanna bees.

Men who used the terms mudd in their profiles were often pre-occupied with thought of female cat fighting and wrestling. Causing one female researcher to report cavemen are alive and well in america.

Men who use calibers of guns, gun types, or sniper in their names were often found in need of phallic enhancement tools or drugs to bring please, when surveyed.

A complete list of findings will be published at the end of September.

<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> And men who feel the need to publish such findings should avoid walking in front of crosshairs, tritium night sights, highpowered vehicles and bars that feature muddwrestling.<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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I hope you dig a real good foxhole Matt....

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INCOMING!!!!!!!

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the board has been to docile stirring some shit will do it good.<img src=newicons/bounce.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_bow.gif border=0 align=middle>

at least the didn't research female screen names <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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The study was also apparently unable to conclude that professional writers cant spell!

A 9mm MAY expand, but a 45 will NEVER shrink!

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This makes me think of a famous quote said by my father:

"You can get away with that for now..but later on, when you walk past that dark alley, and that 2X4 hits you in the head...that'll be me."

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LOL, matt, spellcheck exists for a reason you know.

Hehehehehe......

<b>There are two kinds of soldiers.
Snipers...and targets.</b>
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Was too tired to send to you for spell check especially after sneaking the sniper joke in there.

Besides you were forwarned lol

I'll respond as soon as I’ve run “Son of a bitch” through the on-line thesaurus...

You're born, you keep your head down and you die. If you're lucky...

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Flaming Cajun,

My fee for assisted suicide is free. I will Fucking Smash You. You better ask somebody!!!

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-Genghis Khan

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LIVE FREE OR DIE!

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actually i am yankee raised in the south. Born in Phili, but raised here since three.

Thug I think that is called MURDER nothing assisted about it. GOTCHA <img src=newicons/bounce.gif border=0 align=middle>

Proof that not all guys from Philly have sound survival instincts. <img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle>

Fear the Thug.

<b>There are two kinds of soldiers.
Snipers...and targets.</b>
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actually i am yankee raised in the south. Born in Phili, but raised here since three.

Thug I think that is called MURDER nothing assisted about it. GOTCHA <img src=newicons/bounce.gif border=0 align=middle>


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and syntaxed by Frankenstien, what the heck is goin on <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

A 9mm MAY expand, but a 45 will NEVER shrink!

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

LOL...

I think Mattlott resents the fact he couldn't get to massacre the English during the War of Independence and has settled for massacring the English Language instead...

You're born, you keep your head down and you die. If you're lucky...

na just dyslexic i can take my lumps but 16 post in what 24 now the board is comming alive lol

I'm just surprised he didn't tag me (missile) or anyone with any type aircraft designation...

also might Lott be analogous to big.... hmmmm

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Edited by - Stinger on Aug 18 2005 09:31 AM

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let me check with the ruler

Anyone with a stinger missle is really over compensating

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let me check with the ruler

Anyone with a stinger missle is really over compensating



<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>ok that was just bad... now when you read this you should feel compelled to get up and go touch a doorknob

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lol

Using centimeters really works in my favor.