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PostPosted: 01 Dec 2005, 13:19 
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Subject: Watch This

A C-130 was en route to a mission when a cocky F-16 pilot flew up next to him. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "Watch this!"
He went into a barrel roll, followed by a steep climb, then
finished with a sonic boom that shook the other aircraft. The F-16
pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought.

The C-130 pilot responded, "That was impressive, but watch this."
After the C-130 droned along for about 15 minutes, it's pilot came back on and said "What did you think about that?"

The F-16 pilot asked, "what the hell did you do?"

The C-130 pilot responded "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the
back poured a cup of coffee and took a leak."


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PostPosted: 01 Dec 2005, 13:36 
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>The C-130 pilot responded "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back poured a cup of coffee and took a leak."<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>


I would add "and ran you out of fuel, have a nice day"


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Ain't it the truth. <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> (No offense, now, dice!)<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
Ain't it the truth. <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> (No offense, now, dice!)<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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That’s OK 30mm, the ugly girls always hates the pretty ones. <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

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<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

<img src="http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/457/bgnrjsiiw81q1gc.jpg" border=0>

Gravity....its not just a good idea, its the law.


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Good thing beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right?!

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
Good thing beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right?!

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Again that's an ugly girl statment, we all know size dose matter and so do look! <img src=newicons/saevil.gif border=0 align=middle>

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I 'd say that someone here had sometime around "Herky Birds" or knew someone.
That joke has been used by the C-141 and C-5 Folks for awhile too.

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We used to make those same jokes about that other navy fighter, ya know the not an F14 fighter. They used to launch and we would laugh and say there they go rushing to get to the tanker.

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