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(Must Read Out Loud)


1) That's not right...............................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive..............Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP..............................Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man.....................................Dum Gai
5) Small Horse....................................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach.....................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table...................Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift....................Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here........................Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet................Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone......................No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.........Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight..........................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...............Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive................Yu Stin Ki Pu

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!"

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\"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives\"

Excellent!

The Second Amendment: America's original homeland security.
Ya just can’t take life too seriously, because you aren’t going to get out of it alive anyway.

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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

A man goes back to a Chinese take away to complain about some tough chicken he's been served.

He walks in and shouts "This chickens rubbery"

The owner shouts back "Thlank you vely much"...

You're born, you keep your head down and you die. If you're lucky...

Tracks in the sand............ Won Hung Lo

"One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up"
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\"One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up\"

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The Second Amendment: America's original homeland security.
Ya just can’t take life too seriously, because you aren’t going to get out of it alive anyway.

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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

Well at least you arnt making fun of Asian peoples vision problems.
Surveys show that 80% of wealthy Asians have cataracts, the other 20% have Rincolns

A 45 has a muzzle.
A 9mm has a bullet vent.

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

"What the Fuck are Robster Craws?"
~Booger, Revenge of the Nerds.

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<b>"One post, One Kill".</b>

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My oh my, that was funny. Proably because it took me a while to figure it out.

You're born, you keep your head down and you die. If you're lucky...

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Oh crap, I almost blew soda out of my nose from laughing so hard.

Fender

"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it."
George Bernard Shaw

"Flied Lice you Plick!"

"One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up"
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\"One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up\"

"Cream of sum yung guy"

Wanye's World, that was funny...

You're born, you keep your head down and you die. If you're lucky...

See how things come full circle at the WT!
Learn <u>chinese</u>-cream of sum yung guy Waynes World- Waynes Worlds' Tia Carrera who is sorta <u>Chinese</u>, well asian, well ok Hawaiian but still best body ever <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

A 45 has a muzzle.
A 9mm has a bullet vent.

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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.