Well lets see now,
School of "BEER,HANGOVER'S,PUKING,AIRSICKNESS,and TDY's around the World" Majored in "SIN & SHOPPING"
2ND Major in "STEALING PARTS FROM OTHER SQUADRONS PLANES"
Mastere Degree in "BULLSHITTING"," PO-DUNKING"
Then I went for other Degree's
School of "COONASS FISHING &HUNTING"
School of "SOUTHWEST ASIA,DESERT SHIELD,&STORM" Majored in
"COMBAT HOG KEEPING" TURN &BURN,GAS PUMPING,TANK BUSTING,CHEM GEAR WEARING,SANDBAG FILLING,MIDNITE MAINTANCE REPAIR TEAM,SUNBURNED,WINDBURNED,BUG BITEN,FOOD CRITIC and all around " MAJOR ASS-HOLE" Oh excuse me "STAFF SGT ASS-HOLE"
"School of Hard Knocks " was my HIGHSCHOOL"
But didnt play football only "POKER,SPADES and HEARTS"
STANFORD??????????? wasnt that a car???? OH I KNOW, thats a Ford with a Manual transmission "STANDARD FORD" I have an automatic transmission in mine.
Thats what Boomer meant
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Theres folks here who "MASTERED FLYING THE HOG,KILLING TANKS,STRAFFING TARGETS,MISSLE LAUNCHING,SAM DODGING,BEING SHOT AT,
ASS-KICKING" plus some of the other schools we have Alumi from,
School of "SOUTH EAST ASIA" ,School of SNIPER's of Central America,School of "OIF,AFGANNYLAND" "WAR ON TERROR"
We have alot of schools here.
(but really thats a Pretty DAMN GOOD SCHOOL"
Goose
I called the VA to see why I was sent a Death Notification letter To tell them "I'M ALIVE! ,but the VA told ME "No your Mistaken We show you as being DEAD.
THE GOVERMENT DOESNT MAKE MISTAKES so its a problem on your end that you need to CORRECT.
Edited by - sgtgoose1 on Jul 06 2006 05:47
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