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Apparently according to Mrs HP, I have a gutter mouth.

I have a dental check up tomorrow and because of this Mrs HP told me not to eat the garlic and chilli crisps I was opening because "it would make my breath smell bad for the dentist"

My reply was...

"Seeing how he charges £100 for 30 minutes work, I'd expect him to look in my mouth after I'd just blown a goat"


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Edited by - 44hollowpoint on Sep 03 2006 14:28

I'd expect him to look in my mouth after I'd just blown a goat"



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There's a joke about British teeth in there somewhere <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

Just cross out "machine gun" and write in "pizza"

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The United Kingdom...where the men are men, and the goats don't sleep.

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Just cross out "machine gun" and write in "pizza"

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Because sheep can hear zippers <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>The T-shirts/buperstickers I've seen mention doing so at 300 yards.

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So, which is worse? Guttermouth or Goatmouth? <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

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