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Homer32

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Posted: 20 Apr 2005, 13:31

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Joined: 25 Mar 2003, 12:54
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<img src="http://www.fettemama.org/wp-content/nazikatzi.jpg" border=0>

"Did you know? You can use your old motor oil to fertilize your lawn! -- Environmental Protection Agency."

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M21 Sniper

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Posted: 20 Apr 2005, 13:32

That's just evil.

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44hollowpoint

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Posted: 20 Apr 2005, 14:05

Joined: 03 Jun 2003, 06:24
Posts: 1967

ROTFLMAO...

But how come a post about eating pussy survived the wrath of the mods..?

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

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Lunatock

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Posted: 20 Apr 2005, 14:08

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Joined: 17 Oct 2002, 11:23
Posts: 2278
Location: Pennsylvania

That come with a salad?

They wail and wail because matt hale went to jail. Wait a minute, that rhymes!

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Homer32

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Posted: 20 Apr 2005, 14:13

Farfrompukin

Joined: 25 Mar 2003, 12:54
Posts: 941
Location: Germany

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ROTFLMAO...

But how come a post about eating pussy survived the wrath of the mods..?

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."
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<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

I think he was busy with the Pope threat...

"Did you know? You can use your old motor oil to fertilize your lawn! -- Environmental Protection Agency."

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bigross86

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Posted: 20 Apr 2005, 15:35

Joined: 05 Oct 2002, 14:59
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Hmmm, what can I add that will be amusing, yet also quite wrong? I got it!

Bathing a Cat

How to Bathe a Cat:

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any thing they can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely, The Dog <img src=newicons/saevil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_bannana.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_bannana.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_bannana.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_bannana.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_bannana.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_bow.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

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Racegal8

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Posted: 20 Apr 2005, 17:32

Joined: 03 Oct 2004, 20:30
Posts: 1789
Location: Gotham City

<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> Wow that is evil.....completely histerical but evil.

oh and .44 lovely quote addition that you made there! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

" When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!"

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30mike-mike

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Posted: 20 Apr 2005, 17:33

Joined: 17 Jun 2002, 10:29
Posts: 5935
Location: S of St Louis but in IL

That's just wrong, BR...<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig

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bigross86

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Posted: 21 Apr 2005, 02:32

Joined: 05 Oct 2002, 14:59
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Hey, can I help it if I'm an evil, twisted f**ked-up-in-the-head teenager? Didn't think so...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

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fenderstrat72

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Posted: 21 Apr 2005, 04:35

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Joined: 25 Nov 2002, 21:15
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I like cats. They taste just like chicken. Yum.

Fender
"A woman drove me to drink
and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her".
W.C. Fields

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bigross86

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Posted: 21 Apr 2005, 04:36

Joined: 05 Oct 2002, 14:59
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That reminds me of this time I took a bite out of my best friend who's name happens to be Katz. He didn't taste like chicken...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

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Homer32

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Posted: 21 Apr 2005, 10:04

Farfrompukin

Joined: 25 Mar 2003, 12:54
Posts: 941
Location: Germany

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That reminds me of this time I took a bite out of my best friend who's name happens to be Katz. He didn't taste like chicken...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
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whats goin on down there in Israel, BR ???<img src=newicons/tard.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/tard.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>
everything else is alright with you?<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Tritonal-05

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Posted: 21 Apr 2005, 10:07

Joined: 02 Apr 2005, 18:31
Posts: 282

I'm just surprised those signs weren't written in Chinese!(??)

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44hollowpoint

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Posted: 21 Apr 2005, 10:39

Joined: 03 Jun 2003, 06:24
Posts: 1967

The slogan for the Korean Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

Remember, a dog is not just for Christmas.

If you slice it thin enough, you can make it last until the New Year...

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

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bigross86

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Posted: 21 Apr 2005, 11:07

Joined: 05 Oct 2002, 14:59
Posts: 2779

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
That reminds me of this time I took a bite out of my best friend who's name happens to be Katz. He didn't taste like chicken...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote>

whats goin on down there in Israel, BR ???<img src=newicons/tard.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/tard.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>
everything else is alright with you?<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Did you know? You can use your old motor oil to fertilize your lawn! -- Environmental Protection Agency."

<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote>

I'm fine, aside from being messed up in the head. I just felt like taking a bite out of him. He took a bite out of me later.

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>If you slice it thin enough, you can make it last until the New Year... <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote>

Q: How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends how thin you slice them!

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

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BenRoethig

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Posted: 21 Apr 2005, 17:29

Joined: 24 Nov 2003, 18:10
Posts: 375

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<img src="http://www.fettemama.org/wp-content/nazikatzi.jpg" border=0>

"Did you know? You can use your old motor oil to fertilize your lawn! -- Environmental Protection Agency."

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Well, that explains where mine went.

"Nobody ever won a war dying for their country. You win wars by making the other son of a bitch die for his." - George S. Patton.
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Hawg166

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Posted: 21 Apr 2005, 19:10

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Joined: 27 May 2003, 18:48
Posts: 2449
Location: Still fighting the indians in Western Massachusetts

I feel like Charlie Brown on Halloween. I cant see anything on Homers first post. I suck................I got a rock.

By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a pearage or Westminster Abbey........Nelson

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bigross86

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Posted: 22 Apr 2005, 00:21

Joined: 05 Oct 2002, 14:59
Posts: 2779

Guessing the Great Pumpkin doesn't like you...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

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