WT Forums

Home | WT Forums | Hogpedia | Warthog blog | Hosted sites
It is currently 07 May 2026, 11:50

All times are UTC [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 109 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5  Next
Author Message
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 17 Jun 2003, 09:37 
Offline

Joined: 03 Jun 2003, 06:24
Posts: 1967
Snipe,

Isn't "the Devil in the details" as the expression goes...



"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 17 Jun 2003, 11:30 
Offline

Joined: 05 Oct 2002, 14:59
Posts: 2779
And what a devil it (she) is this time ;)


"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 17 Jun 2003, 12:41 
They're some details that this devil would like to get into.... ;)

"Trample the wounded...hurdle the dead"


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 17 Jun 2003, 14:51 
Offline

Joined: 25 Apr 2003, 17:48
Posts: 151
BTW, all the West Virginia jokes work for Oildale too!

You might be from Oildale If:

1. Cars with their windows down have the right of way in the summer.
2. All your shirts have advertisements for alcoholic beverages
3. At least one vehicle (running or not) is parked on your front lawn.
4. You are related to your spouse for reasons other than marriage.
5. Your daughters have lost all their teeth by the time they are 16.
6. Your daughters are married by the time they are 16.
7. Your wife has more tattoos that teeth (even if she has dentures)
8. Gravel is a perfectly acceptable front lawn.
9. You cook on the hood of your car in the summer to save on the electric bill.
10. You have a fishing pole in your gun rack.
11. You see someone wearing cooking gloves while driving and think it's a great idea.
12. You only clean out the back seat of your car when you can't see out the rear window.
13. You name all your children Bubba, Billy Joe and Buster. Even if they are girls.
14. You think Jeff Foxworthy is a national hero


Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 18 Jun 2003, 09:38 
Offline

Joined: 03 Jun 2003, 06:24
Posts: 1967
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>And what a devil it (she) is this time ;)

They're some details that this devil would like to get into.... ;)
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Smut Alert !!! Smut Alert !!!

Come on you two, Isn't there anything you can't make smutty?

I think you've taken this poor girl the wrong way...
I think you should let her take you both in hand, to be taught how to behave...
I bet if you got to know her better, you know, really deep down, sort of probed what makes her tick, you'd find butter wouldn't melt in her mouth...

<i>God Damn, I'm doing it now</i> <img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>




"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 18 Jun 2003, 10:12 
Offline
WT Game Warden
User avatar

Joined: 17 Oct 2002, 11:23
Posts: 2278
Location: Pennsylvania
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>And what a devil it (she) is this time ;)

They're some details that this devil would like to get into.... ;)
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Smut Alert !!! Smut Alert !!!

Come on you two, Isn't there anything you can't make smutty?

I think you've taken this poor girl the wrong way...
I think you should let her take you both in hand, to be taught how to behave...
I bet if you got to know her better, you know, really deep down, sort of probed what makes her tick, you'd find butter wouldn't melt in her mouth...

<i>God Damn, I'm doing it now</i> <img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>




"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

(carries the subject of visiting Jerusalem to this thread) If I ever visited the Holiest city on earth, and wished for some good old American backup.
Captain C is now my first choice, based on his being the (guy)least likely to whisper impure words about the cute woman three pews over at the Church of the Nativity.

Semper Gumby: Always Flexible

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 18 Jun 2003, 12:29 
Offline

Joined: 02 Aug 2002, 14:24
Posts: 1752
I don't even want to THINK what the news headlines would read regarding the status of the Virgin Mary at the scene...

A sucking chest wound is life's way of telling you to slow down...


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 18 Jun 2003, 23:22 
Offline

Joined: 05 Oct 2002, 14:59
Posts: 2779
Come on, I've got proper respect for the holy places in Jerusalem. Well, at least for the Jewish ones, I can't be held responsible for my deeds if I'm taken to a church. I might mistake Jesus on the cross for an Arab saying "Shoot me! Shoot me!"

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 18 Jun 2003, 23:32 
Offline

Joined: 05 Oct 2002, 14:59
Posts: 2779
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Jeff Foxworthy *.wavs. <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> 14. You think Jeff Foxworthy is a national hero <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Jeff Foxworthy has some funny skits. His "Stupid People" skit? Priceless. Stupid People got to wear signs.

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Edited by - bigross86 on Jun 19 2003 12:47 AM


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 19 Jun 2003, 01:52 
Offline

Joined: 05 Oct 2002, 14:59
Posts: 2779
Well, I’ll tell you bout myself, I’m originally from the state of Texas. I love being from Texas just cuz we got our own language down there. We just make stuff up, man. We say stuff like “I tell you what”. That’s it. That’s a complete sentence in Texas. “I tell you what”. And everybody from out of state’s like “what”? “I just told you”! And Texas is completely different from anywhere else in the country.

Last time I was home I was driving around, I had a flat tire. I pulled my truck into one of those side of the road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear to god he went, “Tire go flat”? I couldn’t resist. I said “Nope, no I was driving around, those other three just swelled right up on me”! And without missing a beat he said “Well, the heat’ll do that”!

I just hate stupid people. They should just have to wear signs that just say, “I’m stupid”. That way you wouldn’t rely on ‘em would you? You wouldn’t ask ‘em anything. Be like, “Excuse me. Oh, never mind! I didn’t see your sign”!

It’s like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California, our house was full of boxes. There’s a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over, says “Hey, you moving”? “Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many boxes it takes. Here’s your sign”.

Couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pull his boat up into the dock and I lift up this big string of bass. Some idiot at the dock says "Hey y'all catch all them fish"? "Nope, talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign”.

That’s why there’s warnings on products, cuz of stupid people, ladies and gentlemen. Its not for us, it’s for stupid people. If there weren’t any stupid people you wouldn’t see any warnings. Or at least they had to wear their signs, you wouldn’t sell them a product, would you? Just be like, “I'm sorry, I can’t sell you that”. “Why not? Oh! I forgot!”

Did you know on a tube of Preparation H it says DO NOT TAKE THIS ORALLY? That’s sad isn’t it? Cuz you know somebody wrote them a letter. “Dear Preparation H. I ate this whole dang tube, I still got these hemorrhoids. Man my mouth so small, I can’t eat a jelly bean anymore. But I can whistle really good.”

We bought my daughter a bathtub doll, it's called rub-a-dub dolly. Now rub-a-dub dolly floats around the bath with a little life preserver on. And on the live preserver it says THIS IS NOT A LIFE SAVING DEVICE. Now what kind of idiot would see some guy drowning in a river and go: “Here! Here’s a rub-a-dub dolly doll!” “Oh thank god! You saved my life!”

On a can of shaving cream it says AVOID SPRAYING THIS INTO AN OPEN FLAME. Where the hell was that guy shaving at? What are you sitting around the campfire one night, “Boy, I'm feeling a little bristly. Nice, that’s nice. Little tender”

We bought a stereo receiver. If you bought a piece of stereo equipment, you know inside the box where they put that little package of drying agent. And on this in big bold letters, what does it say? “DO NOT EAT THIS”. Y’all ever bought a piece of stereo equipment thinking there might be something to eat in there? But you know somebody opened that box and went “Whoo!!! I got a receiver and a pack of Chiclets! I got music and gum”!

Do you know on the back of a roll-on deodorant it says DO NOT APPLY THIS TO YOUR EYES? Ladies, when was the last time you were out on a blind date, and he was good looking, but he just had that stinky-eye?

I was working on my wife’s car a couple weeks ago, I was putting a new fan belt on. Do you know on the back of a car fan belt it says BE SURE YOU STOP THE MOTOR FIRST. Wouldn’t you have loved to been there the first time that happened? Some guy walks into a house, his hands are all cut up. “Hey Walt, what happened”? “I’m gonna give you boys a little tip: you gonna put a fan belt on a car, you better shut that motor off first. You cant stop it with your hands man, its like a machine or something”!

If I hadn’t seen this one, I wouldn’t have believed it. We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. Guy comes over to the house, drives the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe. Then he goes “Damn! That’s hot!” See? If he’d been wearing a sign, I coulda stopped him. I coulda said “Now, I know you’re not gonna understand this, but, that’s gonna be hot”!

You’ve all seen this one on the back of a bottle of shampoo, it says RINSE, LATHER, REPEAT. RINSE, LATHER, REPEAT. You know there’s some idiot still in the shower cuz it doesn’t say dry your hair, try it again tomorrow man.

I’m sure some of you ladies here at night use curling irons. You ever get a chance, read the warnings on these things! I swear to you it says THE FIRST TIME YOU USE THIS CURLING IRON, YOU MAY NOTICE SOME SLIGHT ODOR AND SOME SMOKE. That means your hair’s on fire! I’m not making these up! The worst one says DO NOT INSERT THESE INTO ANY ORIFICE. My god! What happened to good old fashioned foreplay? “Whoo! Warm up the curling iron, honey! We’re going to the firm”!

There’s warning on blow driers, you know this? It says DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING. Well lord, how did that become a problem? Cuz I dunno bout the rest of you, but I cannot count the number if times I been sound asleep, woke up, I was doing my hair. Dangit, I was sleep-styling again! There’s another warning that says DO NOT USE THIS BLOW DRIER IN THE SHOWER! Who’s writing this pamphlet?! Y’all ever been in the shower, “Honey, I’m done shampooing my hair, toss me that blow-drier”!

I saw an idiot on TV this week, I was watching one of those animal shows on the discovery channel. There was a guy inventing a shark-bite suit. There’s only one way to test that. You got to get bit by a shark. But the guy who as inventing it wasn’t the one doing the testing, he had his buddy helping him out. That’s a conversation I wanna be in! “Jimmy, come here! All right jimmy, got that shark suit on, looks good! Now what we’re gonna do, we’re gonna strap dead fish all over your body. Stay with me, Jimbo, stay with me! Than we want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you”. “Well, all right. Hold my sign, I don’t wanna lose it”!


"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 19 Jun 2003, 02:34 
Offline

Joined: 03 Jun 2003, 06:24
Posts: 1967
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> based on his being the (guy)least likely to whisper impure words about the cute woman three pews over at the Church of the Nativity<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

<i>Lunatock,

This cute women, is there leather involved? Does she have a sister?

This joke is going to get me sent straight downstairs, but what the hell at least I'll jump over Snipe and BR in the queue...</i>


The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope.

Dopey leads the pack.
"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment, and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the floor - tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:


"Dopey sh**ged a penguin!"
"Dopey sh**ged a penguin!"
"Dopey sh**ged a penguin!"





"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 19 Jun 2003, 03:29 
Offline

Joined: 05 Oct 2002, 14:59
Posts: 2779
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs were roaming in the forest when they came across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decided to take a bath. So she told the Dwarfs to turn around while she prepared to take the bath.

The Dwarfs protested vehemently and then Snow White relented and said, "After I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around."

Everybody agreed. Snow White undressed and as she was about to jump into water, at that very moment, there was a frog nearby and it leaped into the water before she could.

The moment the dwarfs heard the SPLASH, the dwarfs turned around and saw that Snow White was standing -- totally NAKED!!

Now if this incident is a part of an advertisement, what product is being advertised?

Scroll down for the answer...
















SEVEN-UP!


"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 19 Jun 2003, 04:34 
Offline

Joined: 03 Jun 2003, 06:24
Posts: 1967
BR,

Going back to your Texans post (nearly wet myself BTW, folks in the office thought I was having a fit).

A mate of mine woke up after a party, went to the bathroom to brush his teeth to get rid of the dead dog taste and used the hosts tube of Prep - H by mistake.

Laugh, just a little... <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>



"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 19 Jun 2003, 06:54 
Offline

Joined: 05 Oct 2002, 14:59
Posts: 2779
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>BR,

Going back to your Texans post (nearly wet myself BTW, folks in the office thought I was having a fit).

A mate of mine woke up after a party, went to the bathroom to brush his teeth to get rid of the dead dog taste and used the hosts tube of Prep - H by mistake.

Laugh, just a little... <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Glad to be of service. And I'm laughing much more than just a little!

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 19 Jun 2003, 21:35 
Offline
WT Game Warden
User avatar

Joined: 17 Oct 2002, 11:23
Posts: 2278
Location: Pennsylvania
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
Come on, I've got proper respect for the holy places in Jerusalem. Well, at least for the Jewish ones, I can't be held responsible for my deeds if I'm taken to a church. I might mistake Jesus on the cross for an Arab saying "Shoot me! Shoot me!"

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Now that you mentioned it. I might go to Temple mount, feel nostalgic for Captain Kangaroo. And dump boxes of ping pong balls on Jews praying at the wailing wall...

Semper Gumby: Always Flexible

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 20 Jun 2003, 09:04 
Offline

Joined: 05 Oct 2002, 14:59
Posts: 2779
Yeah, but first you got to be allowed to go up there, which currently, you aren't. Besides, even if you were, they wouldn't let the ping-pong balls on.

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 20 Jun 2003, 09:05 
Offline
WT Game Warden
User avatar

Joined: 17 Oct 2002, 11:23
Posts: 2278
Location: Pennsylvania
Back to the original topic. This personality quiz I took seemed to be dead-on. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

<img src="http://guru.theotaku.com/animestereotype/bully.gif" border=0>

Semper Gumby: Always Flexible

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 21 Jun 2003, 12:34 
Offline

Joined: 25 Apr 2003, 17:48
Posts: 151
Hey Hollowpoint,

While I was in the service and in the Philipines, I ate dog once.... I found large quantities of Beer to help get rid of the taste of dead dog.....<img src=icon_smile_sad.gif border=0 align=middle> I think Preparation H might be a bit drastic.....<img src=icon_smile_dead.gif border=0 align=middle> I gave up beer so I had to quit eating dog too... BTW, don't try cat, waaaaay too much grissle.<img src=icon_smile_blackeye.gif border=0 align=middle> However, Monkey's great with barbecue sauce and some Tobasco. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

BR: Hate to break this to you but Jesus is Jewish..... Personal thought is that since the Jews are God's chosen people, anyone who claims to be a Christian should support them....<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 21 Jun 2003, 13:20 
Worse thing i ever ate in the service was the dehydrated pork patty MRE.

Second worse was very fresh raw snake at JOTC. Was still far superior to the pork patty. I'm not kidding, really.

"Trample the wounded...hurdle the dead"

Edited by - m21 sniper on Jun 21 2003 12:21 PM

Edited by - m21 sniper on Jun 21 2003 8:30 PM


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 21 Jun 2003, 14:20 
Offline

Joined: 05 Oct 2002, 14:59
Posts: 2779
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Personal thought is that since the Jews are God's chosen people, anyone who claims to be a Christian should support them.... <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,89387,00.html

Many Evangelicals Side With Israel in Mideast Dispute

WASHINGTON — An increasingly close alliance between the powerful pro-Israel Jewish lobby and fundamentalist Christians has been warning President Bush against withdrawing support from Israel and ceding too much to the Palestinians in his peace-building efforts.





"I think people have said there is a perception — and I think there is one — that Israel is being pressured to make dangerous concessions," said Gary Bauer (search), head of American Values, a Christian conservative activist group that has come out strongly in favor of pro-Israeli causes.

Rabbi Yechiel Eckstein (search) recently launched the Stand for Israel advocacy group with Christian conservative Ralph Reed (search). He cautioned that Jews considering a shift to the Republican Party based on previous support of Bush's policies "could change in a heartbeat."

Eckstein, 20-year head of the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews, also warned about Bush's Christian base.

"If the evangelical community feels that President Bush is inordinately asking Israel for compromise, or blaming Israel for the violence, I think you will have a backlash from that base," he said.

Bush, who has been guiding the latest attempt at peace — a "road map" that envisions a Palestinian state by 2005 — rebuked Israel this week for retaliating against a guerrilla attack last Sunday that killed five Israeli soldiers.

On Tuesday, Israel struck back with a botched assassination attempt on a leader of the Palestinian Islamic militant group Hamas. The bloodshed escalated the following day when Hamas sent a homicide bomber onto a Jerusalem bus, killing 17 and injuring more than 100.

On Thursday, Israel successfully killed two other Hamas leaders, but also ended up killing and injuring several others, among them one Hamas member's wife and young daughter. The Israeli military has apologized for those deaths.

Two more helicopter strikes against the Hamas leadership in Gaza took place Friday, killing a member of the group's military wing and wounding dozens of others.

Critics of the alliance between American Jews and Christian conservatives say they are worried that the partnership is generating too much influence on Capitol Hill and could drown out the Palestinian perspective.

"The political agenda, combined with the religious agenda — you have this killer, killer combination against world peace," charged Faiz Rehmanen, a spokesman for the American Muslim Council (search). "We won't be able to match those resources and efforts."

"These lobbying organizations — both Christian and Jewish and others — set back the cause and prolong it, and it is going to fuel more international terrorism without question," said Don Wagner, director of the Middle Eastern Studies Program at North Park University in Chicago.

Wagner said if Bush comes out too strongly in favor of Israel, the United States will not be perceived as an honest mediator in the peace process.

Bauer said Christian support for Israel lies in both religions' common interest in fulfilling God's covenant with the Jewish people as described in the Bible — that the land that is now Israel was promised to them.

The Christians refute characterizations that their support is based on an apocalyptic prophecy that says the second coming of Christ will see a conversion of Jews to Christianity and usher in the end of the world.

Critics have pointed to this "end times" scenario as a "creepy" basis of support for Israel by evangelical Christians.

"It's pretty terrifying," said Jean Abinader, managing director of the Arab American Institute (search). He said Christian and Jews are using each other to forward both theological and political missions, and worries about the influence of the more radical elements of the pro-Israel lobby.

"We are concerned about the present position of American interests in the region because people are literally interpreting scripture as a basis of foreign policy rather than what's best for the country," he added. "Anytime you apply theology to politics, it's very counter-productive."

Kate O'Beirne, Washington editor of National Review, responded that the apocalypse prophecy is often cited by detractors who want to discredit the pro-Israel lobby by assigning "dark motives" to its Christian supporters.

"Rather than tackling the issue on its merits, people want to attribute dark motives inspired by the Bible — horror of horrors — to this mission," she said.

O'Beirne said Christian conservative support is consistent with widespread American support for Israel and the recognition that the United States is fighting a war against terrorism that resembles Israel's predicament.

Not all Christians want to be considered supporters of Israeli policy. Corrine Whitlatch, executive director for the Churches for Middle East Peace, said plenty of mainline Protestant churches decry their conservative brethren's unbridled support for Israel.

"It is their application [of the Bible] to public policy that we feel creates a situation where one needs to take responsibility and say, 'This is just wrong,'" Whitlatch said, adding that both sides in the Mideast fight must be urged to end the violence. "We're reclaiming the name of Christianity and asserting the commitment toward peacemaking."


"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 21 Jun 2003, 16:59 
Offline

Joined: 25 Apr 2003, 17:48
Posts: 151
Sounds to me like they are trying to badmouth Christians and Jews alike. This is where the world media is heading. Last year, more Christians were killed world wide for their faith than Jews, not to diminish any killing for religion sake. What the media refuses to publish is the Palestinians don't just hate the Jews, they hate Christians as well. Slogans written on the walls in Palestinian controlled areas state: "First the Saturday people, then the Sunday people". Is this a peace loving people? I think not!

As far as Apocalyptic information goes. The United Religions Initiative (URI) charter was passed in 2000. This is a United Nations based "World Religion". Mikhail Gorbachev has stated in his book "Perestroika" that three reasons exist in the world for war.

1. Unequal distribution of wealth.
2. Poverty (might be wrong about this one)
3. Religion

He advocates wealth redistribution (communism, duh!) and the forming of a one world religion with the elimination of those who refuse to drop their standard of religious exclusivity. Meaning I could no longer preach that Christianity is the only way to heaven. I must preach that all religions lead to heaven or go to jail. Looks like jail is in my future……

BTW, we also have a World Court, Slobodan Milosevic is being tried there for crimes against humanity. This court has jurisdiction over the entire world, national sovereignty not withstanding. Thanks to William Jefferson Clinton. President Bush is attempting to withdraw U.S. signed approval of the World Court.

There has been a tax proposed on all international electronic funds transactions in order to support the U.N. This way they can build their own army and not have to ask member nations to contribute funds or troops for anything. They can fund what they want and fight who they want. So far it hasn't passed and will be vetoed by the US if it does.

Speaking of U.S. Veto power. There is a procedural action taking place to remove all veto power from the five permanent members of the U.N. Security Counsel. This procedure can't be vetoed. It involves a lot of politicking because you need something like a 75% vote (or higher) to pass it. Needless to say the U.S. is looking to its friends to ensure this doesn't pass. The U.S. is also making it very plain to the U.N. that U.S. funding and participation will cease if its veto power is revoked. Hmmmmmm. Makes the tax thing look really good to the U.N….. Just have to wait and see how things work out.


So we have a World Court, a World tax (proposed). Are we close to a World Goverment? If they can tax you, try you, and they have sovereignty over you, that sounds like a government to me.<img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Edited by - Captain C on Jun 21 2003 4:00 PM

Edited by - Captain C on Jun 21 2003 4:01 PM


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 21 Jun 2003, 17:49 
Offline
WT Game Warden
User avatar

Joined: 17 Oct 2002, 11:23
Posts: 2278
Location: Pennsylvania
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
Sounds to me like they are trying to badmouth Christians and Jews alike. This is where the world media is heading. Last year, more Christians were killed world wide for their faith than Jews, not to diminish any killing for religion sake. What the media refuses to publish is the Palestinians don't just hate the Jews, they hate Christians as well. Slogans written on the walls in Palestinian controlled areas state: "First the Saturday people, then the Sunday people". Is this a peace loving people? I think not!<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

The Muslims ones, and even then the extremist groups. Signifigant numbers of the Palestinains are Christian. Theres also the Coptic Christians in Egypt. And Kenya & Ethiopa are predominately Christian.

It's said in certain circles that the IDF's tactics rival those of the Islamic Miltants they are often fighting. So who's to say the Iraeli's aren't such blatant fibbers with thier propaganda? Why it's not published by the Media could be because it's only real in the eyes of the Likud Party propagnada machine? Blowing the threat out of proportion to get more aid in handling it is one of the regular ocurrences in Politics.

"We'd have your back in a fight. RLTW"--Kenny Thomas."



Edited by - Lunatock on Jun 21 2003 4:54 PM

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 22 Jun 2003, 11:10 
Offline

Joined: 02 Aug 2002, 14:24
Posts: 1752
And, when the Jews write,"It would be cheaper to kill them" on the walls of the Palestinian refugee camps, that's okay?

A sucking chest wound is life's way of telling you to slow down...


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 22 Jun 2003, 11:17 
Offline
WT Game Warden
User avatar

Joined: 17 Oct 2002, 11:23
Posts: 2278
Location: Pennsylvania
<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>
And, when the Jews write,"It would be cheaper to kill them" on the walls of the Palestinian refugee camps, that's okay?

A sucking chest wound is life's way of telling you to slow down...
<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

What's good for the Goose, is good for the gander. I see nothing wrong with the Israeli's telling the Islamic Militants that they are as adhered to the dieing when shot law of physics as the Non-Believers.

"We'd have your back in a fight. RLTW"--Kenny Thomas."

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: 22 Jun 2003, 11:37 
Offline
WT Game Warden
User avatar

Joined: 17 Oct 2002, 11:23
Posts: 2278
Location: Pennsylvania
In fact. I've got a problem of my own that sounds like it's along those lines:

*Ahem* As tempting as you might be to tell me it's all just a waste of time, gimme the benefit of the doubt & listen <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

You might of heard my vent about this sometime or another. A situation involving some REMF feces piles disguised as humans keeping me from enlisting in the Military, among doing other things, to other people as well.
And aside from some non-REMF bigshots taking thier side <img src=icon_smile_blackeye.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_dissapprove.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_angry.gif border=0 align=middle>
Thier "enforcers" (loud chuckle echoes off the mountains) Happen to be connected to a Nazi hate group that, if for anything, deserves a Terrorist label some have been pushing for. Because once apon a time they Killed an Active Marine/Desert Storm Vet.

Yet despite all their Money, Law Enforcement, and top Military Echelon backing. They keep getting thier tales kicked by a rag tag group of rebels they wish to do enslave & do inhumane things to
at thier own leisure.

^^^In other words, like the Pals getting all thier support. Everyone kissing some American based big-bad's backsides can stand 'em up. So we intended victim's can knock them back down. <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle> (Gets off the soap box and hands this thread back to Big Ross) Sorry for hijacking, though I doubt that an Israeli would really mind having talk of thier plight interupted briefly, to hear about some Nazi Stomping.



"We'd have your back in a fight. RLTW"--Kenny Thomas."

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 109 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5  Next

All times are UTC [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 20 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group