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An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial
pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for
90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth.
You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The chief nodded that it was so.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion,
where did the white man go wrong?"

The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then
calmly replied,
"When white man found the land, Indians were running it.
No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work,
medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night
having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think he
could improve system like that!"

"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader

I can picture mel Brooks saying that in his indian garb in the movie Blazing Saddles.

By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a pearage or Westminster Abbey........Nelson

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YGBSM !

I fondly recall earning a brain duster while watching blazing saddles on the tube And remarking the classic line "swartze" . My dad quickly popped me upside the head. It didnt help that the Senior ranch hand was in the house with my father in the kitchen (Navajo). Or making racial jokes about native americans got me in a ton of shit in my home town which is 98% Native and my family representing the Cracker 2% of the population.

"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader

Blazing saddles kicks ass.

"Aw hell, what'll that idiot think of next! One of you boys go back and get a whole shitload of dimes!"

LOL

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"and I come back to find you guys dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots"

I nearly exploded and fell on the floor laughing <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us". George Orwell

Fighting For Justice With Brains Of Steel !
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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.