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San Carlos, AZ- During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan, however. He also told
the Apaches that during his Senate career, he has voted YES 9,637 for every Indian issue ever introduced.
Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.
After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird so full of shit it can't fly.
"Live every day like it's the last, 'cause one day you're gonna be right!" Ray Charles (6/10/04 was the day)
_________________ \"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson
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