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A Hungry Michael Moore Eats Himself, Achieves Infinite Density


BATTLE CREEK, Michigan - Frustrated that the buffet at a party celebrating his movie ran out of food, documentary director Michael Moore took the unusual step of eating himself today.


Astronomers confirmed the bizarre story, noting the presence of the first black hole near the surface of planet earth. Cambridge scientist Stephen Hawking discussed the surprising development, while being beaten by his wife.


“He seems. (Ow!) To have. (Quit it!) Collapsed. In. Upon. (Ow!) Himself. Through self. Digestion. (Ow!) He has. (Ow!) Become a. (Stop it!) Singularity. ”


In a tragic side note, former Vice-President Al Gore was speaking slowly and deliberately with Mr. Moore at the moment his gravitational forces overwhelmed his pressure gradients. This event trapped the one-time presidential candidate in a geosynchronous orbit around the infinitely dense documentarian. Mr. Gore is said to be moving at approximately 60,000 miles per hour, completing over 4,000 revolutions of the black hole per second, while still managing to remain boring.

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thankfully due to the massive radiation of dark light we cant see either one of them, except in our nightmares or the shooting range

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From the Fox News website:

Moore Criticism
Tuesday, June 29, 2004
By David Asman
BACKGROUND ARCHIVE

Filmmaker Michael Moore (search) likes to portray himself as a common man, his uncommon riches notwithstanding. But he doesn’t stand up for the collective wisdom of his fellow Americans when speaking in front of foreigners.

Mr. Moore told a Toronto audience last week: "Why would you want to be like us?" The American ethic, he said, is "every man for himself. Me me me me me."

When he was in England recently, Mr. Moore expanded on his unique brand of populism, saying of Americans, "They are possibly the dumbest people on the planet... in thrall to conniving, thieving smug [expletive]. We Americans suffer from an enforced ignorance. We don't know about anything that's happening outside our country. Our stupidity is embarrassing."

In an open letter to the German people in Die Zeit, Moore asked, ''Should such an ignorant people lead the world?"

While Europeans love this stuff, one might think its popular appeal would wane a bit back home. And yet, as David Brooks of The New York Times points out, this is the man for whom a Senate vote was delayed because so many members wanted to see his movie.

And that's The Observer.




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he's so full of crap, it makes me sick, he obviously hates america, so why would anyself respective american even go near his stuff? And most americans I have meant, and i have been in a america my whole life save two weeks in canada, they are aware of the outside world. But not everyone needs to be aware, only the people who leave this country, or work in international politics needs to be fully aware. this guys just looking to start something he doesn't really care, just out to make money.

"VMI is a flip-flop obstacle course"

If he hates it here some much, why doesn't he just move to Canada or europe and take his cronies with him? If he wants to see ignorance and arrogance, he can spend a day with Chirac.



Edited by - BenRoethig on Jun 30 2004 1:11 PM

I think I will play amateur psychiatrist and diagnose Mr. Moore with self loathing syndrome. He has problems with his childhood experience, which was apparently poverty stricken when his father was laid off from GM. He had his first notariety with the documentary "Roger and Me" which used ambush interview tactics and editing to make the subject (Roger Smith, the CEO of GM) look silly and stupid. He was resentfull that others were doing well financially while his family was impoverished. He got a lot of praise from the downtrodden and oppressed. He liked it. He might be anti war but he wages "take no prisoners" class warfare very well. Film is an unbeatable propaganda tool if you have no inclination towards fair play. Now he must realize he has been getting rich himself off the misery of others. They may have started to notice. The irony is thick. He craves the praise he can get from foreigners by criticizing his home government. It is very easy praise to come by since his audience is envious of the US capability and relative success, just like the downtrodden at home used to be. One day he will realize he is a man without a country and his hate America prizes (some call them Oscar and Palm D'Or)won't get his phone calls returned anymore. With any luck, he will have a complete breakdown that will be fully covered by the mad dog, sick media that he is now the darling of. That will be entertaining justice for us all to watch in prime time. He's nuts. How can we push him over the edge?

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He's nuts. How can we push him over the edge?

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You look as lost as a bastard child on Fathers day.

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lol...And make him listen to reasoned, thoughtful debate over a loud speaker.

I think he will eventually try to take on something too dear for the American public to give up. He will try to take on Hollywood itself, or something like it, and he will be completely rejected and the honeymoon will be over.

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He will try to take on Hollywood itself, or something like it, and he will be completely rejected and the honeymoon will be over.

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That's what I'm thinkin' too.

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I was listening to my local sports talk radio station the other day(610 AM WIP), and the afternoon host went on an absolute 'tear michael moore a new asshole' binge.

Normally the hosts express leftist political ideals whenever they're inclined to talk about something other than sports, so i was quite surprised.

It was great, lol.

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Ronald Reagan

Sounds like Michael "Feed me" Moore finally went the way of Pizza the Hut on spaceballs. I hope that fat bastard has to spend a day in one of the countries that we are oppressing without a hotel and security contingent. Then we'll really see how much the rest of the world loves him when someone is holding a rusty butter knife to his throat. It's awfully easy to be critical when you aren't part of the solution and can reap the financial rewards from other peoples pain.
I wish upon him the fleas of a thousand camels, to infest his soon to come, football sized hemorrhoid. Ass.

Smitty

Well put Smitty. You have a way with rhetoric. A footbal size hemorrhoid does indeed sound like a fitting affliction.

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