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PostPosted: 15 Sep 2004, 05:18 
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WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE
THEIR DAYS INTERESTING.

I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5
MINUTES. WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A PARKING
TICKET.

I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A
SENIOR A BREAK?" HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET. I
CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER
TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES.

SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT
IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST.

THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.

THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE
TICKETS HE WROTE.

I DIDN'T CARE. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE
HAD AN "ELECT JOHN KERRY" BUMPER STICKER ON IT
I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED.

IT'S IMPORTANT AT OUR AGE.


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ouch


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you didnt break the tail light for him


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Always glad to bring a bit of sunshine into the lives of others...especially tose who are suffering through their 1st retirement!<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>Not mentioning any names, of course, Dice.

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That was cruel.

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<img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle>Me? Cruel?! Say it ain't so! (A little jealous, maybe<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>)

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