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PostPosted: 16 Sep 2004, 10:57 
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Once upon a time, a Sultan was blessed with the birth of a son after years of hoping. The boy immediately became the apple of his father's eye. Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan said to him, "Son, I love you very much. Your birthday is coming soon. What would you like?"

His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to have my own airplane."

His father bought him American Airlines.

Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan said, "Son, you



are my pride and joy. Ask what you want for your birthday. Whatever it is, it's yours."

His son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat."

His father bought him the Princess Cruise Line.

Just before his son's eight birthday, the Sultan said, "Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you want, I shall get for you."

His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to be able to watch cartoons."

His father bought him Disney Studios.



Just before his son's ninth birthday, the Sultan said, "Son, you are my life. Your birthday is coming soon. Ask what you wish. I will get it for you."

His son, who had grown to love Disney, replied, "Daddy, I would like a Mickey Mouse outfit."

His father bought him the Democratic Party.

Some people can't think for themselves so they vote democratic


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PostPosted: 16 Sep 2004, 11:09 
LOL!

"Molon labe".
Leonidas, King of Sparta,
Thermopylae, 480 B.C.


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classic <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

the object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his


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