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So Im sitting on my butt today surfen the Net. Doing what most Federal law Dogs do. I goof off. So i Call Ashcroft up

Mudd: Dude!
Ashcroft: WAZZUP!
Mudd: Since your on your way out the Door. Could you hook a brotha up with NRO Satelite Acess. Since now its time for me to pull some favors...
Ashcroft: no problem dude. So he rings another Slacker up 30MM.
Ashcroft: Hey Dude, you now that man we got down in the land of polyigamy.
30mm: Oh gawd no.. not that Dickhead Mudd.. . Yup the very Same WT Jackass.
Ashcroft: Well listen, He got my kids some Free Tickets to the SLC2002 Games, So hes calling in a favor. he needs some Satelite Access. Im figuring since the Marines are Gang rapeing Fallujah like Mike Tysons prison Ho, Nobody would miss on of our satelites sliding up to the Northern Hemisphere.
30MM What the Hell does he want Sat Access for? He gonna harass the Waki Paki's again?
Ashcroft: ya know at this point, I would rather not know.....
30MM: OK dude its your call...
Ashcroft: go ahead he was saying something about scouting for hunting areas in the wilderness...
30mm: Hey Mudd!
Mudd: Wazzzup!
30mm, Say uh Ashcroft called me today said you needed Satelite Acees for a few hours.
Mudd: Yeah Dude, Getting ready to Go on a Hunting Expedition, Just planning out Where I will setup Camp, potential watering holes, Etc.
30MM: ok dude. Acess Granted.... Please do me a favor. Don't disturb the peice in some insignificant little armpit of the world, Last thing i need is the "PRONOUN" people crawling up my ass about a certain Sex toy Carpet bombing episode....
Mudd: Ahhahah hahah huhuh uh uhuh , Oh yeah, forgot about that one. Sure thing dude not a problemo, Mudd is to lazy anymore to cause trouble....
30: Ok man....heres your Acess keys..... XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Mudd: Cool Buddy..... Hey 30mm..
30MM: yeah?...
Mudd: One more thing.......Click...
30MM: ....Oh that Fucker!.. He does it every time...


So here I am Chillen at the Donut Shack, Traversing a little Satelite Recon Amongst the Urban Wilderness of Urbanus Polygamous, nestled in the Beautiful Rocky Mountains.

I Found My Camping Spot, Nestled on a Corner Lot with 4 Routes of potential E&E trails, 2 Story Dwelling with a Good Wind Break and Cover.

<img src="http://www.digitalvalhalla.net/misc/sat/mudd.jpg" border=0>


Do a little more scouting and the Secret HAWG den Lair with a natural BEER SPRING.

<img src="http://www.digitalvalhalla.net/misc/sat/diceman.jpg" border=0>


A little while layer I come across the Blue Lagoon, A secluded camp nesteled in trees with a picturesque scene. Perfect Location to just Chill out, Toss some suds, Slay Chicks and BBQ Steaks!

<img src="http://www.digitalvalhalla.net/misc/sat/M&Ma.jpg" border=0>

<img src="http://www.digitalvalhalla.net/misc/sat/M&Mb.jpg" border=0>


All and all another day spent Sippen Coffee, Dunking Donuts and Keeping America Safe...

Time to head home and Wrench on the Car....

"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader

Edited by - mrmudd on Nov 09 2004 6:14 PM

That aerial shot looks awfully familiar.

I feel as if i've been there before...

"Molon labe".
Leonidas, King of Sparta,
Thermopylae, 480 B.C.

I had the same feeling snipe.........

"face it....perhaps your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others!"

TOO FUNNY!

I am Looking at M&M's house and that was my Mustang in his driveway, When i house Sitted for them!

"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader

Somehow that brings back memories too.

What was that nickname?

B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, and BINGO was his name-o!

"Molon labe".
Leonidas, King of Sparta,
Thermopylae, 480 B.C.

Since then ive replaced the Fuel Sending unit, ECU, Transmission, Complete Exhuast....

And Wow a New Cobra Engine this week.

Hopefully no more character building episodes on the Next Visit!

"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader

That would be preferable.

"Molon labe".
Leonidas, King of Sparta,
Thermopylae, 480 B.C.

I will neither confirm nor deny...<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Live every day like it's the last, 'cause one day you're gonna be right!" Ray Charles (6/10/04 was the day)

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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

mental note: *<i>never give mudd my address</i>*

You look as lost as a bastard child on Fathers day.

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\"One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up\"

Mental Note: *<i>give Mudd Stinger's address...</i>*

“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” Benjamin Franklin, 1759

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Mental Note: *<i>give Mudd Stinger's address...</i>*

“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” Benjamin Franklin, 1759

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You look as lost as a bastard child on Fathers day.

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\"One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up\"

I'M GOING TO PUT UP "TIN FOIL" OVER MY PLACE TO HIDE IT FROM THOSE "BIG BROTHER" EYE'S IN THE SKY".PLUS PUT THE ASAT DEFENSE UP.

"RUN,RUN, THEIR COMMING"

MONEY TALKS,B.S. JUST PILES UP.

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\"Live Free Or Die\"

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Mental Note: *<i>give Mudd Stinger's address...</i>*

“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” Benjamin Franklin, 1759

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You look as lost as a bastard child on Fathers day.
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LMAO...

Mental note: *<i>give SATCOM landlord's address</i>*

“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” Benjamin Franklin, 1759

All kidding aside......

TerraServer contains 3.3 tera-bytes of high resolution USGS aerial imagery and USGS topographic maps.

http://terraserver.microsoft.com/

Have Fun

"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader

So I was looking around the bone yards with that terra server and I noticed an Air plane that didn't look like it belonged
<img src="http://terraserver.microsoft.com/tile.ashx?t=1&s=10&x=2562&y=17779&z=12" border=0>

tell me that doesn't look like an SR-71

“I actual did voted for it, before I voted against it.”-John Kerry
“I actual did put out the fire, before I started it.”-A firefighter now in jail

<img src="http://terraserver.microsoft.com/tile.ashx?t=1&s=10&x=2556&y=17797&z=12" border=0>
also, do these look like A-10's to you?

“I actual did voted for it, before I voted against it.”-John Kerry
“I actual did put out the fire, before I started it.”-A firefighter now in jail

HEY I GUESS THE TIN FOIL AND ASAT IS WORKING.
TRIED TO ZOOM IN ON THE NORTH POND AND FOUND THE ROAD INTERSECTION AND "
NOTHING BUT A BLACK AND WHITE BLURR!
FOLLOWED THE ROAD ABOUT 2 MILES AND SAW THE FARM TO THE SOUTH AND A FARM TO THE EAST SO I WAS IN THE RIGHT SPOT.

NOBODY SPIES ON SANTA GOOSE

MONEY TALKS,B.S. JUST PILES UP.

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\"Live Free Or Die\"

We tracked it down to a 2 week period in sept of 03..lol

"The power to Destroy the planet, is insignifigant to the power of the Air Force----Mudd Vader

LOL... Goose, there were several patches of "cut" imaging near my neighborhood, so I think it might've just been a down area for the satellite or something.

Here's my humble abode (the one in the bottom right corner with the dark roof):
<img src="http://www.boomspeed.com/texanford/ourhouse.jpg" border=0>

And here's someone else's place:
<img src="http://www.boomspeed.com/texanford/stingerhouse.jpg" border=0>

(Don't worry, "you-know-who"... I didn't give up your address... *wink wink*) <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” Benjamin Franklin, 1759

pull up fallujah imaging is pretty good

THATS MY ELVE'S HOMES,THEY HAVE THE SAME CLOKING DEVICES INSTALLED, WELL OFF TO THE WORKSHOP,GOT A LOAD OF EURO FIGHTERS TO MAKE.
I GOT A LIST OF THEM FOR BOTH THE RNC AND DNC FOR THIS NASTY ELECTION YEAR CRAP!
THE 527 AINT GOING TO EVEN GET THAT,MAYBE SOME "SANTA SHIT"

MONEY TALKS,B.S. JUST PILES UP.

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\"Live Free Or Die\"

oh no I guess I get a load of coal

ARE YOU PART OF THE RNC MATT? I DIDNT SAY IF YOU VOTED PUB,NO THIS IS RESERVED FOR THOSE BEHIND THE SCENES BACK DOOR MONEY MEN WHO FLIP THE COIN TO SEE WHO GETS THE BACKING AND WHO GET RICH FROM IT.
NOT JOE AMERICAN AND YOU NOTICED I PUT BOTH PARTIES IN THAT LIST TOO.

MONEY TALKS,B.S. JUST PILES UP.

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\"Live Free Or Die\"

I'll have to give Mudd the name of my town, and leave my bright red mtn bike in the backyard as a marker to where I dwell.

NO BLOOD FOR COCOA!

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