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Of course it's tough! I got a decent, 8:30to-9:00 job that pays well, with a funny boss who only beats me up occasionaly, and people it's fun to work with, aside from a couple. What could possibly be better? Hmm, I know! Not having to wake up every morning at 7:30 to freakin get to work at 8:30! Not having to work! Not having to wake up! I need sleep! Plus, the freakin temperature today was 35C! I've got to do heavy physical labor in that crap! Jesus, I nearly dehydrated myself twice today!

I'm done ranting, for the time being.

Oh, did I mention that I lose almost 40% in taxes once it's all said and done?!?!?! 40%!!!

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

BR,

Welcome to the real world...

You have to get up at 0730, you poor little lamb <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>...

Most of us will have already been stuck in traffic for an hour by then.

Or on the devils own invention, the London Undergound...

Let me guess, until you got this job, I bet you thought there was only one seven thirty a day, the one in the evening..!

The exercise is stopping you getting fat, the sun is making you look healthy and all this is chick pulling material.

After twenty years of corporate life, there will be nothing to split the difference between me and a albino slug...

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

Bitch, bitch, bitch! I'm at work by 0600, sometimes 0400. I deal with various degrees of gov't and corporate incompetence (no offense, 44), and the whining on the WT, which I do my very best to raise out of the Hog Pen Mudd. <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle> On top of which my illustrious agency has sent me places where they shoot at, rocket lob and otherwise try to ruin my 14 hour day. 30MM jr does it too, fixing KC-135's and dealing with whiney pilots. So, buck-up, BR. It'll get worse!!<img src=icon_smile_shock.gif border=0 align=middle> There, now <b>I</b> feel better, too.<img src=newicons/bounce.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig

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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

Oh, and I think I just fingered out <i>which</i> finger the lady that started this thread found!!!<img src=newicons/idea.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/Whatever_anim.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/saevil.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig

_________________
\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>corporate incompetence (no offense, 44) <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

No worries MM, it only hurts cos it's true <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>...

It's a simply true that once any corporate organisation reaches 50,000 plus employees it's a proven fact that non of the execs can find their asses with out the help of an atlas, and both hands...

I'm happy to be a simple hard drinking, air miles collecting, upgrade hunting, expenses abusing, travel time cheating, mini bar emptying and hotel towel stealing opps guy that spend his whole life getting chewed out by the very same execs...

F*** em all...

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> 30MM is obviously some sort of alien super brain.

He/it craves human attention and feeds off the alpha brain waves we exude when experiencing pain after reading a particulary lame post.

I think we can stop this by cutting him off from his food source.

The entire WT commnity must immediately start to wear tin foil helmets.

It's our only hope people... <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> boy does that sounds like something fron one of my fav comedians Lewis black!

"Courage is knowing what not to fear."
~Plato~

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\"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives\"

LOL...

This is turning into one serious bitch fest of a thread...

It's almost as good as my prefered and very private form of stress relief.

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

Gee thanks for the lovely mental images .44 <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Courage is knowing what not to fear."
~Plato~

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\"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives\"

Racegal,

It doesn't just have to be a mental image.

For the right amount of cash I can provide pictures...

We are talking about yoga here aren't we...

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

<img src=newicons/anim_shock.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_bannana.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle> And I hate yogurt!

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig

_________________
\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

Yoga.....exactly that the only thing that would pop into my sweet and innocent mind...... <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

Now heres a tip from me .44: Better flexability comes from adding an Beer or 6 into your diet, not yoga. <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Courage is knowing what not to fear."
~Plato~

_________________
\"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives\"

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>adding an Beer or 6 into your diet, not yoga<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

I like you already <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>,

Following your exercise plan, I plan to get plenty of stretching exercise from reaching under the couch to retrieve a stray peanut or two...

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>You have to get up at 0730, you poor little lamb ...

Most of us will have already been stuck in traffic for an hour by then.

Or on the devils own invention, the London Undergound... <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Dude, I have to walk half an hour to work! You at least get to SIT in traffic!

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Let me guess, until you got this job, I bet you thought there was only one seven thirty a day, the one in the evening..! <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

What? There's a 7:30 in the evening? Who knew?

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>The exercise is stopping you getting fat, the sun is making you look healthy and all this is chick pulling material. <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

I don't get fat thankx to my insanely fast metabolism, I work underground, so there's no sun, and I'm too tired to go out and meet chicks! Life sux!!!

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>On top of which my illustrious agency has sent me places where they shoot at, rocket lob and otherwise try to ruin my 14 hour day <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Umm, dude? I live in Israel. Next question!

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>So, buck-up, BR. It'll get worse!! There, now I feel better, too. <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

See? Now <i>that's</i> what I wanted to hear! I got a question for you: Can you detect the sarcasm yet?

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>It's a simply true that once any corporate organisation reaches 50,000 plus employees it's a proven fact that non of the execs can find their asses with out the help of an atlas, and both hands... <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

The company I work in only has 210 employees, and is international! The work load is insane! And did I menetion that our key tags have locators in them, so the boss knows exactly where we are at any given time? We're talking down to the square foot!

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>Following your exercise plan, I plan to get plenty of stretching exercise from reaching under the couch to retrieve a stray peanut or two... <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Ah yes, the ever popular ten-second rule...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Not going there, not going there...children may be present, moderators probably are...<img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig

_________________
\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson

Children? What children? And more importantly, who cares?

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

F*** me BR,

You're not an employee, you're an extra from the "Running Man"

And your reply get's a begrudging 8/10 on the sympathy vote.

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Not going there, not going there...children may be present, moderators probably are...<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

LOL...

I'm with you there dude...

I've had to stop myself twice already. I've got a feeling we're being watched...

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> F*** me BR,

You're not an employee, you're an extra from the "Running Man"

And your reply get's a begrudging 8/10 on the sympathy vote. <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

I: No thankx, I drive on the right side of the road
II: "Running Man"? Dude, wrong generation...
III: 8/10? That's it??? Did I mention the fact that my boss beats me up? What's wrong with you?

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

You lost two marks for being young enough to still have all your hair and to be able to see your feet* without using a mirror...

And you've lost another point for pointing out you are too young to have seen the Running man first time round...

*edited to adhear to new decency rules

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

"I don't get fat thankx to my insanely fast metabolism"

This too shall pass.

"moderators probably are..."

Sure are....enjoying every minute of it, had to bite my tongue several times to keep from fanning the flames.....so to speak LOL

"face it....perhaps your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others!"

<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>You lost two marks for being young enough to still have all your hair and to be able to see your feet* without using a mirror...

And you've lost another point for pointing out you are too young to have seen the Running man first time round... <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

I'm really enjoying this dialog with you fine gentlemen, tell me more!

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Edited by - m&m on Apr 12 2005 12:48 PM

I'm not playing anymore, I've got a 400 mile drive tomorrow...

You cats will have to carry on without this old timer who is off to bed.

To sleep BR, to sleep...

Good to know you're there M&M... Just do us a favour and edit all BR's posts to make him less young and annoying <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>...

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

Edited by - 44hollowpoint on Apr 12 2005 12:42 PM

I'm doin that soon. I'm in the middle of a game of Texas Hold'em. I can't wait till next thursday when I have off cuz of Passover. But here's the funny thing: I work on passover itself! Go figure...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Now why would he do that? This place needs to have some young lively spirit around here.

Come on HP44, give us a big smile! Where's that big smile of yours? Oh, it's in that cup on your dresser. Never mind...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

"edit all BR's post"

Done (at least one for fun). Anything else I can do?

"face it....perhaps your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others!"