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PostPosted: 18 Apr 2005, 10:23 
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Ah,

You've been there so many times you're a Gold card member on Hell Air...

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."


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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> But seriously, I think it will be the German.

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I agree. To many 'informed' insiders have been dropping hints that a safe pair of hands in needed.

That puts the Latino or the South African out of it.

He's also JP2's chosen one, which has got to count for something.

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LOL, "Hell Air"<img src=icon_smile.gif border=0 align=middle>

I think you mean United Airlines. <img src=newicons/Whatever_anim.gif border=0 align=middle>


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LOL...

No, listen to somebody whos's been there and bought the crap duty free.

Aeroflot is Hell's own airline.

I'm not talking about Aeroflot International where they at least make an effort and the female cabin crew shave twice a day, but internal Aeroflot flights where litterally anything goes in terms of safety (lack of) and in-flight torture...

Shudder...

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"Aeroflot" is Russian for Flying Nightmare.

Did they finally get seatbelts in those planes??


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THey've got seatbelts OK, but they're only there so you can't get out of the way when they pour hot coffee in your lap...

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You guys need to fly El-Al, is what you need to do...

And as for going to Hell, what better place to go to Hell, then in the chosen land itself?

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI


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White smoke at the Sistine chapel shows a new Pope has been elected, but no name yet.

Will it be Rat'RPG'Zinger?

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Edited by - 44hollowpoint on Apr 19 2005 09:36 AM


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Just off bbc.com

Ratzinger is the new Pope...

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Damn, 44.
Ya' beat me to it!
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Okay now, pay up<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

Edited by - Tritonal-05 on Apr 19 2005 10:52 AM


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<i>but they're only there so you can't get out of the way when they pour hot coffee in your lap...</i>

I'm guessing on Aeroflot that that was no accident.


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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> Okay now, pay up<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

LOL...

I new you would be looking to post first so I just sat there refreshing bbc.com

Yep, you got it right.

Someday I'll get to the States and I'll buy you a beer...

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>I'm guessing on Aeroflot that that was no accident.
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You might have point...

Bearing in mind I had just been thrown out of the country and Aeroflot had to give me a seat because they were the first flight back to LHR and cattle class was full so they had to give me a seat in business class...

So perhaps they were a little pissed. Especially seeing how I was making a SERIOUS dent in the on-board Vodka and caviar supply.

I could feel the love...

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Didn't have much faith in Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger. I'll have to see how Benedict XVI does.

"Nobody ever won a war dying for their country. You win wars by making the other son of a bitch die for his." - George S. Patton.


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<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>...

All these Popes look the same to me...

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great. a pope from germany. we have one unemployed less!!! good for the statistics.

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<i>Especially seeing how I was making a SERIOUS dent in the on-board Vodka ...supply.</i>

Of course they were peaved, they fuel the plane with that stuff.

Homer, whattaya up to, 15%?
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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> great. a pope from germany<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

A BBC commentator called him the "Panzer Pope"...

I nearly choked on my beer laughing.

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LOL, the Panzer Pope!

Trit, we´re at 10,4% minus the pope...





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Probably cause he did serve in the Wehrmacht, I believe.

"Panzer Pope"


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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>

Probably cause he did serve in the Wehrmacht, I believe.

<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>"Panzer Pope"<img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

Edited by - Tritonal-05 on Apr 19 2005 2:02 PM
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Drafted at age 16. Deserted in 1945.

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> great. a pope from germany<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

A BBC commentator called him the "Panzer Pope"...

I nearly choked on my beer laughing.

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."
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Two things really piss me off: joking about my ethnicity and joking about my religion.

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Pontifus maximius.................maybe he can build bridges over the rivers into Paris. Make the next invasion a little easier.

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great. a pope from germany
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A BBC commentator called him the "Panzer Pope"...

I nearly choked on my beer laughing.

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."



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Two things really piss me off: joking about my ethnicity and joking about my religion.
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Ben, you think that's bad
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Not surprising. The euro press makes the national inquirer look legit.

Edited by - BenRoethig on Apr 19 2005 8:44 PM


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