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Celebration? No, circumcision. Repeat after me: Cir-cum-cis-ion. Not celebration. Far, far from being a celebration.

Memoirs of a Jewish baby: When I was 8 days old, my folks got me drunk, and some old guy sliced off part of my *&^$

But you know the real reason men get circumcised? Cuz a Jewish woman will take anything that's 25% off, regardless of how it looks...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

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What are you laughing at? That sumbitch hurt! I couldn't walk for a year after that!!!

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

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Only two letters of the alphabet away from what he really meant...

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

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Celebration? No, circumcision. Repeat after me: Cir-cum-cis-ion. Not celebration. Far, far from being a celebration.

Memoirs of a Jewish baby: When I was 8 days old, my folks got me drunk, and some old guy sliced off part of my *&^$

But you know the real reason men get circumcised? Cuz a Jewish woman will take anything that's 25% off, regardless of how it looks...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
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Not sure how old I was when I got snipped, probably before leaving the hospital for the first time, though I doubt the doc was kind enough to pass me a shot glass of Quervo with a rubber cap on it...

They wail and wail because matt hale went to jail. Wait a minute, that rhymes!

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Only two letters of the alphabet away from what he really meant...

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."
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???

I'm confused...

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

L...M...N

Why is it the biggest fools of most April Fools' jokes are the implementers?

AH! I see now! You sick people! Will you please get your minds out of the gutter? I means seriously, is that ALL you think about?

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Thanks Horrido,

It was going to be you or 30MM to BR's rescue.

I think they snuck him in for a lobotomy whilst he was being 'celebrated' <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>...

"A .44 magnum beats 4 Aces everytime..."

Lemme run a couple things by you:

On Sat. night I had numerous overflowing cups of wine in quick succession (passover ceremonies), went to sleep at 2:30 and woke up at 8:00 for work.

Last nite I went to a bonfire on thh beach, drank excessively, went to sleep at 3:00 and woke up for seven at work.

Today I worked 4 hours overtime when I was supposed to work half a day because of Passover.

And above all, I can't eat bread, cookies, cake, pasta, or any other leavened bread. I'm stuck with this unleavened bread crap known as Matza. The cardboard box tastes better...

Now, I'm not hungover or anything, I'm just freakin tired!!!

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

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Lemme run a couple things by you:

On Sat. night I had numerous overflowing cups of wine in quick succession (passover ceremonies), went to sleep at 2:30 and woke up at 8:00 for work.

Last nite I went to a bonfire on thh beach, drank excessively, went to sleep at 3:00 and woke up for seven at work.

Today I worked 4 hours overtime when I was supposed to work half a day because of Passover.

And above all, I can't eat bread, cookies, cake, pasta, or any other leavened bread. I'm stuck with this unleavened bread crap known as Matza. The cardboard box tastes better...

Now, I'm not hungover or anything, I'm just freakin tired!!!

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI
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Is this the night you took that picture? If so be glad you didn't wake up hungover & <b>in jail</b> after turning in the camera to get the film developed. <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>


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