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This is not a joke...

I've been blowing gas nearly constantly for 5 hours and I'm starting to get worried.

Is it possible to die from flatulance..?

The wife was out so I cooked myself lunch. The ingredients were:

One tin of baked beans
One can of Frankfurters (should be Farters)
Half a pound of grated cheese
One fried onion
Chilli powder

It tasted good, real good. But things have been seriously active in the ass deparment ever since.

Anybody suggest any cures..?

"I can just punch holes in paper for sooo long before I want to see something blow up/fall down "
- Boomer 5th May 2005

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Butt plug?

Why fart it and waste it...when you can burp it and taste it.

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Snipers...and targets.</b>
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Bro,

Two things...

1) That burping thing is gross...

2) A butt plug is not a good idea. I would turn it into a hyper velocity round with the sort of PSI I'm generating...

"I can just punch holes in paper for sooo long before I want to see something blow up/fall down "
- Boomer 5th May 2005

Light a match... frequently!

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

If you start to dehydrate, then that's a problem.
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The only people that will die are the poor souls around you...<i>1/2 lb of grated cheese!!!???</i>

.44, i'll be nice and give you some helpgul tips......but you have to know i'm still laughing at you! <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

Take Pepto bismol to settle your stomach and below - or just eat something bland, like some plain white rice!

" When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!"

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Ummmm anyone else thinking if he does this, there is a possibility he's gonna explode? <img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

" When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!"

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After a good nights sleep, with the windows wide open, I'm happy to report all is now well.

Next time you guys need somewhere like Cu Chi or Tora Bora clearing out, give me a call.

This episode has taught me two things...

1) Never empty the fridge by eating everything that's inside it.

2) Looking for sympathy on WT is like Tuna fishing in a puddle. You ain't going to get much...

Racegal,
I'll remember those tips for the next time. Becuase I never learn and there will be a next time.

Trit,
I can't help it. I like cheese. And you know how it goes, you put a bit in and then a bit more and then what's left doesn't look like much so you add it all.


"I can just punch holes in paper for sooo long before I want to see something blow up/fall down "
- Boomer 5th May 2005

<i>Trit,
I can't help it. I like cheese. And you know how it goes, you put a bit in and then a bit more and then what's left doesn't look like much so you add it all.</i>

I'm Italian, I feel your pain.
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I believe my blood type is: Parmesan(positive)






Edited by - Tritonal-05 on May 26 2005 01:24 AM

LOL...

And you don't have arteries, you have capillary tubes...


"I can just punch holes in paper for sooo long before I want to see something blow up/fall down "
- Boomer 5th May 2005

Ah, cheese. Melted, grated or otherwise. On pasta, in tuna melts, on cheese. Goes with everything!

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

LOL, what a topic.
But if anyone told me there was a topic about "cant stop farting" on WT, I knew who started it...

I hope your wife was out for a bit longer... or do you have seperate bedrooms??
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Was a hazardous response team called at all? Perhaps EOD?

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Did you know if you fart into a fridge the smell stays fresh longer...

Exactly the same principle as keeping your ground coffee fresh...

"I can just punch holes in paper for sooo long before I want to see something blow up/fall down "
- Boomer 5th May 2005

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> I hope your wife was out for a bit longer... or do you have seperate bedrooms??
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You guys have no concept of sympathy do you...

"I can just punch holes in paper for sooo long before I want to see something blow up/fall down "
- Boomer 5th May 2005

if you ever fart into MY fridge, I´ll show you my concept of sympathy..

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Take comfort in the fact that your now done farting, but be forewarned that it might of just been something "cooking off" in your digestive system and might be thoroughly dried up, not unlike clay. <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=newicons/anim_lol.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Wow, what a pun, 30mm! Incidentally, PUN starts with Pee Eww!

"Retreat, hell! We just got here!"-Captain Lloyd Williams, 2nd Marine Division, Belleau Wood, France, WWI

Good shot, BR!

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig

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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
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That awfull, both of you...

Who let you two out of Kindergarden..?

"I can just punch holes in paper for sooo long before I want to see something blow up/fall down "
- Boomer 5th May 2005

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That awfull, both of you...

Who let you two out of Kindergarden..?

"I can just punch holes in paper for sooo long before I want to see something blow up/fall down "
- Boomer 5th May 2005
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They must have done good in Kindergarten, and decided to stick with it their entire lives.

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"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanzig

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\"Those who hammer their guns into plows
will plow for those who do not.\"
- Thomas Jefferson