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Help me update this Crew Chief cartoon just for Hawg Crew Dawgs. Anything goes but I do want it aimed at the A-10. Also would like to change the bottom "likes" and "dislikes" section...let the comments begain...

<b><i><font size=5>A-10 Crew Chief</font id=size5></b></i>

<img src="http://www.warthogpen.com/humor1_files/blank_crew_chief.jpg" border=0>


Ugly But Well Hung

He can tell the difference between Oil, Hydraulic fluid, and fuel by the taste!

"Knows the pointy end isn't always the front" Though that may be too subtle for anyone but an A-10 dawg.

OC

Dice get rid of the Aircrew Style Name Patch.

Fender
"A woman drove me to drink
and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her".
W.C. Fields

Good ones so far! Fender can do on the patch. Is the whole image loading for you guys, I'm only getting about half?? <img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>

I am going to put APG= All Plane Genius

Ugly But Well Hung

The whole image is loading for me. I remember the first time I saw that I thought "spot on". It's really like 100% true, except we don't use -60's. I suppose that could be changed to a mule.

They say that the only two things certain in life are death and taxes. I prefer them in that order.

Know's T.O.s are the best knee-pads.


You might be a "Bulldog" if: You bend over and grab your ankles when you hear: "EXERCISE, EXERCISE, EXERCISE!"

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Put on your tinfoil hats, the black choppers are coming, and I'm calling them in.
Former DCC OA-10A T/N 80-278

Dice,

I take it that's HawgBite on the side of his neck.

He needs to be wearing a pair of gloves, CC's can't launch a hawg without a pair of gloves on.

Sunglasses! come on everybody knows REAL Crew Chief's work swing shift!!

Loose the FOD bag on the belt, they're no longer authorized. However he now keeps a backpack handy for storing his ever increasing amount of scrounge.

Torque wrench, what the hell's a torque wrench for?

Hmmm Hate's Expiditors? Not sure about this one, while I was rent-a-ditor I actually had to kick them out of the truck so they couldn't have hated me too bad.. But then again there where some expiditors the guys wouldn't even get in the truck with. I'll leave that up to the rest of the Crew Chief's on here to decide.

I'll come up with more for you I'm sure.


capche-capche da - we go forward together

Faugh ah Ballaugh -Clear The Way-

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Faugh ah Ballaugh ~ Clear the Way

Thanks for the suggestions guys, every one has brought a smile to my face! I can do the FOD bag, crew patchm and other small changes but the glasses will have to stay....sorry Hitler.

Ugly But Well Hung

I think the lines on the cartoon pointed to some imported needs of an Crew Chief.
-line one: cap, than can you read what he has to be.
-line two: Crew chief or moviestar sunglasses, overloaded detail
-line three: ears are deaf for every good plan of an lower function man.
-line four: hair, not imported, it is under the cap.
-line five: mouth, always shouting to lower class (in his eyes)
-line six: neck, flexible for every food he bought in store.
-line seven: nametack, here you can see his name to report him.
-line eight: blouse up. Look how hard he works (yeah right)
-line nine: pencils, thinking he is a moviestar
-line ten: pocket for his favourite tradecards of mlb
-line eleven: armmussle, what he never had. Others work for him.
-line twelve: belt, to keep his pants over his fat stummick.
-line thirteen: FOD......
-Line fourteen: screwdriver what he found on the floor.
-line fifteen: hammer layed next the the screwdriver
-line sixteen: knees coming thru the pants, because he cleaned it wrong.
-line seventeen till nineteen: boots are made for walking, but he is a deskwarrior that he had shining boots.

Maybe overdone, but see what you liked about it.
Salute
Dutchy

Termites do it in the dark!
(47FS Barksdale afb)

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I gotta disagree with the hair under the cap part. Maybe a little on the face, cuz I dont always shave the morning of work.

By this time tomorrow I shall have gained either a pearage or Westminster Abbey........Nelson

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