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The White House - One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the
White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on
a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would
like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not
President and doesn't reside here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same
man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would
like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not
President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and
spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and
meet with President Kerry."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man
and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking
to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is
not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

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I'll have to remember to ask any Secret Service or Military Guards at an embassy, the whitehouse, ect if President Kerry is available if I bump into said guard(s).

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