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Thought you guys might like this one <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>
>Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate
>college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that
>they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can
>remember what they did the night before.
>
>The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric
>chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just
>graduated from Brigham Young University and believe in the almighty
>power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."
>
>They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all
>immediately fall to the floor on their knees; beg for her
>forgiveness, and release her.
>
>The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her
>last words, "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I
>believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
>
>They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens.
>Again, they all immediately fall to their knees; beg for her
>forgiveness, and release her.
>
>The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well,
>I'm from the University of Kentucky and just graduated with a degree in
>Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't
>gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in!"
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!"
_________________ \"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives\"
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