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PostPosted: 21 Apr 2006, 08:42 
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Thought you guys might like this one <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

>Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate
>college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that
>they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can
>remember what they did the night before.
>
>The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric
>chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just
>graduated from Brigham Young University and believe in the almighty
>power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."
>
>They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all
>immediately fall to the floor on their knees; beg for her
>forgiveness, and release her.
>
>The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her
>last words, "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I
>believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
>
>They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens.
>Again, they all immediately fall to their knees; beg for her
>forgiveness, and release her.
>
>The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well,
>I'm from the University of Kentucky and just graduated with a degree in
>Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't
>gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in!"

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LOL, I take it you are not blonde RaceGal?

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PostPosted: 21 Apr 2006, 09:29 
Oh she's a blonde alright. <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

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A nnaaattttuuuurrraaaaal blonde ? <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

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PostPosted: 21 Apr 2006, 15:05 
LOL....

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote> A nnaaattttuuuurrraaaaal blonde <hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>

Oh yeah, i'm one of the few true natural blonds left (i have the long blond hair and green eyes.....lol just ask Snipe! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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PostPosted: 23 Apr 2006, 10:38 
Big boobs too. <img src=newicons/bounce.gif border=0 align=middle> <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Awwwww your so sweet Snipe thanks! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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I had to.<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Awwwww your so sweet Snipe thanks! <img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!"
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Guess it's the modern, updated version of sweet? Wrt that...this is the new icon of romance, replacing the Tunnel Of Love:

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<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/Lunatock/Tactical%20Breakfast/TB.jpg" border=0>

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